Ugliest bike awards

I was looking at a bike on a cycling marketplace the other day and wondered, is that the ugliest bike ever made? It was a Specialized Shiv, which gets my vote. Any other contenders out there for ugliest bike of the year, or decade?

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My two bobs worth. Itera, plastic, Sweden and the 80’s and I have one in my garage too boot, but perhaps lets not go back too many decades

Not sure if the Itera is the ugliest bike, but it has earned a place on the Museum of Failure website.

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Any contemporary time trial bike, and any bike with heavily dropped seat stays…

That Specialized Shiv meets both criteria and thus also gets my vote.

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Gold Medal: The Pinarellos with the wobbly bits.

Silver Medal: Any bike with dropped chainstays.

Bronze medal: Any bike with dropped seatstays. Yes they’re ugly but compared to the top steps of the podium they are as nothing

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Agreed 100% on Pinarellos….look like they got left in the oven for too long.

TT bikes are an entirely different category, IMO.

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Also agree! I can’t get into these bikes…they remind me of what my 4 year old comes up with when she’s drawing a “bike” in crayon. Squiggles, odd shapes and definitely outside the lines.

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I came here to make a comment about how it’s impossible to choose due to CFD making all bikes look the same but then I read the comments. Yeah. It’s Pinarellos.

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Nominating Kuota for bikes like the Kup (MTB) and the Khan (road bike) of some years ago.

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The Canyon Grail. Those handlebars…yeesh!

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Indeed, not my kup of tea

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DeRosa Tango. Imagine what a bike would look like if it was made of cheese then ridden into the back of a bus. Then driven over by the bus. Contemporary reviews noted that the frame design handily draws the eye away from the sloping top tube design. Well yes.

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They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In the Tango’s case, any beholder should urgently see the eye doctor. That bike is fugly!

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Not a bike but a component:

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Interesting to see the Shiv mentioned. To me, the latest version is the best looking TT bike in use. I haven’t looked far and wide but in general the TT world is full of horrors. But the Shiv is at least a minimal and practical approach that looks like it would be amazing to ride.

I personally am not a fan of skinny steel tubes coupled with a 44mm non- tapered head tube. It’s just so out of proportion with the rest of the bike, and even worse when the bike has a tall head tube.

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I don’t have a problem with the looks of skinny steel tubes. I do concede though that any steel frame built for anyone over about 185cm tall is generally pretty ugly due to the proportions. Only time I am glad I am shortish as smaller frames always seem to look better.

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Well in general the only bikes that look good are between 56 and 58 or L frame size. Anything else look either crushed or stretched compared to the original sketch.

But yes the Kuota were eyesores, never understood their popularity a decade ago, they were everywhere. I reckon they went bankrupt, never seen a modern one or any news/review of a kuota bike in recent years.

I also share the sentiment toward Pinarello bikes.

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